It makes me shudder to remember my first attempt at homemade pizza dough. It was my husband’s birthday and I had planned a special family dinner as a homemade pizza party. It was fun and everyone liked how the pizzas turned out, but I am really critical about homemade breads. I just knew it could have been better. It tasted too yeasty, it was tough, but not in the nice crusty/chewy way that pizza gets. To say the least, I was disappointed. I can just see Paul Hollywood tearing into that crust then tearing into me telling me it’s “overworked and under-proofed.” I still get intimidated by bread to this day, but I’ve dabbled a bit here and there and have successfully made some great white bread loaves and breadsticks, but still no perfect pizza.
I finally decided to conquer my fears and have another go at it. I needed redemption. It’s almost like getting revenge on myself for that last bad attempt. I am so glad I did, because this is the perfect pizza crust I have been dreaming of pulling out of my own humble oven. Its got the perfect crusty outside that cracks with ease as you bite into it, with the amazing chew and bubbles of airy lightness on the inside. Even more amazing, this crust held up to whatever toppings I threw on it; no sogginess or flopping at all ("great undercarriage btw"). It nearly brought a tear to my eye as I squished that beautiful crust and watched it bounce back with its perfect sponge. I didn’t even need to use special bread flour, a pizza stone, or peel; although I would advise using a stone and peel for ease of transferring the dough and baking. Just regular old AP flour and simple baking sheets. Even though it takes a good bit of time to make this crust, it is definitely worth the wait–this is a secret weapon type of recipe. The proofing process and cold fermentation overnight is absolutely critical to developing the dough into the ideal crust. The yeast has the chance to proof properly and slowly to ensure a beautiful rise during baking.
This will be my go-to plan-ahead pizza crust for cozy weeknight meals or for wowing at special occasion dinners. Now I’m looking for an excuse to have another party just so I can redeem my own imagined previous pizza party disappointment with this beauty. It’ll feel like bringing your hot new date to a party you know your former flame will be at. It’s the revenge pizza dough I’ve always dreamed of. It’s that good.